Austen Squarepants is smarter than you. Now don't interrupt, this is important: Austen Squarepants is smarter than you, and that's a fact. He knows that he's smarter than you, and you may be in denial about it. In fact, you probably are. Please report to the closest hospital for treatment. Anyway, this is his tumblelog. For more, check out Netsua.com.
I think the “Golden Slumbers” from the Beatles song are those little crusty things you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.
